the cajun cronicles.

so i went to party with my girl friend of 18 years in new orleans this weekend. i flew there to be her date for a company function. yes, we were hot.

it was tons of fun getting all dressed up and having girl talk in an altogether different kind of place.

alas, with the good comes the bad.

critique 1: bourbon street is where all the degenerates flock to. i didn't appreciate having to dodge fat nasty boobies, jumping over piles of barf to save my expensive shoes, and i really didn't like all the unnecessary oogling and comments from the rougher sex.

critique 2: being on the south beach diet is BULLSHIT! i tried it for 3 days and it is one tough bugger. diets of any kind are stupid. i appreciate my friend for trying to reform my eating habits - but i really lack the patience and discipline to undertake such a feat.

all in all - i had a great time hanging out with my buddy. but i just gotta say that N-O is highly overrated.

p.s. it's never the hot girls that flash their boobies.