For the mammoth in me.
Ladies, don't you have days where you just feel like a whale? I feel like this enormous, big-shouldered, wide-butt, mammoth mutant beast these days.
I think it has something to do with the fact that girls here are always perfect size 2's. ARGH!
Anyways, this morning convinced that there isn't an uglier fat-ass than me, I went to work completely depressed.
Then my colleague told me that in a side-bar conversation Mr. C told everyone that he thought I was super beautiful in one of their monthly meetings. awww...
I think that was a message for the mammoth in me. So to celebrate the new-found self-confidence I ran home to inhale a mega-size bag of chezzies. AHHHHHHH!
Ladies, don't you have days where you just feel like a whale? I feel like this enormous, big-shouldered, wide-butt, mammoth mutant beast these days.
I think it has something to do with the fact that girls here are always perfect size 2's. ARGH!
Anyways, this morning convinced that there isn't an uglier fat-ass than me, I went to work completely depressed.
Then my colleague told me that in a side-bar conversation Mr. C told everyone that he thought I was super beautiful in one of their monthly meetings. awww...
I think that was a message for the mammoth in me. So to celebrate the new-found self-confidence I ran home to inhale a mega-size bag of chezzies. AHHHHHHH!
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