More shallow proclamations...

Five women I admire for their looks:

5) Alyssa Milano: I'm loving the tattoos/petite brunette...very naughty by nature...

4) Gwen Stefani: I love her style and attitude.

3) Fergie: she can shake it. that's hot.

2) Maggie Cheung: she hardly smiles - truly the greatest beauty of our time.

1) Angelina Jolie: did anyone see this one scene in Taking Lives? phenomenal.

Honourary mention: my mommie. because she captured the heart of the most fabulous man on earth. they spoil each other. she's so beautiful that she has younger white dudes writing essays in her honour. my dad bought her a sapphire ring recently just cause it was tuesday or something...he flies her around the world and adores her. she is very pretty. she's my mommie.