I would just like to say - Gwyneth Paltrow screwed up big time. Apple...WHAT WAS SHE THINKING? I mean if you're going to name your kid a fruit...why not banana or pineapple.

Anyways - I found something funny on the net.
Worst celebrity-kid names

- Diezel and Denim, sons of Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis
- Speck Wildhorse and Hud, sons of John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin
- Pilot Inspektor, son of Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
- Tu Morrow, daughter of Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayre (seriously)
- Audio Science, son of Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton
- Moon Unit, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, Dweezil, and Diva, children of Frank Zappa
- Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily, Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, and Pixie, daughters of the late Paula Yates (Tiger Lily's dad is the late Michael Hutchence; Bob Geldof is father to the other three)

Dishonorable Mention: Zowie (son of David Bowie -- he later changed his name to Joe before settling on Duncan); Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q (son of Bono), Aurelius (son of Elle Macpherson), Lyric and Zephyr (daughter and son of Robby Benson), and (gulp) Jermajesty (son of Jermaine Jackson).