houseguests beware!
playing host in montreal this past weekend - i would like to offer some tips for future guests of mine.
1 - if you really like sleep, make sure you sleep plenty before coming. i NEVER sleep - ever. I will make noise until you want to hit me over the head. I will wake you in the morning even if we only came back home to sleep 3 hours ago.
2 - if you lack energy, stock up on adrenaline. crazy insomniac am i! i can function on 3-4 hours of sleep easily. this means continuous shopping, partying, restos, early service for church, more activities - and when you plunk down from exhaustion, i will head off to play golf.
3 - if you like home cooking, go visit your mother. what else can i say - i hardly can cook for myself. my fridge is empty.
4 - if you like well planned weekend getaways, better go to expedia.ca now. i am a complete zero when it comes to planning. there will be many last minute random decisions & perhaps a previously forgotten engagement that i will drag you along to. And if you're depending on me to be punctual - sorry, it won't happen.
It is evident that I am lacking in the nuturing department - but i'm hella fun :P
So come visit me - but bring attitude, independence, stilettos, energy - and red bull.
Consider this my disclaimer.
playing host in montreal this past weekend - i would like to offer some tips for future guests of mine.
1 - if you really like sleep, make sure you sleep plenty before coming. i NEVER sleep - ever. I will make noise until you want to hit me over the head. I will wake you in the morning even if we only came back home to sleep 3 hours ago.
2 - if you lack energy, stock up on adrenaline. crazy insomniac am i! i can function on 3-4 hours of sleep easily. this means continuous shopping, partying, restos, early service for church, more activities - and when you plunk down from exhaustion, i will head off to play golf.
3 - if you like home cooking, go visit your mother. what else can i say - i hardly can cook for myself. my fridge is empty.
4 - if you like well planned weekend getaways, better go to expedia.ca now. i am a complete zero when it comes to planning. there will be many last minute random decisions & perhaps a previously forgotten engagement that i will drag you along to. And if you're depending on me to be punctual - sorry, it won't happen.
It is evident that I am lacking in the nuturing department - but i'm hella fun :P
So come visit me - but bring attitude, independence, stilettos, energy - and red bull.
Consider this my disclaimer.
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