Cry-baby magnet
Why the heck am I ALWAYS sitting next to the crying baby brat on the plane?!? I never sit next to the good cute ones (they exist).
It pisses me off because they twist and turn and get in my space touching me and kicking me and it's not like I can push the kid away cause apparently that is frowned upon. The worst part is that the frigging parents don't do anything. Most of the time they just ignore and let the kids disturb my peace.

I am just typing furiously to restrain myself from smacking the kid.

I am NO dancing queen!

(Well especially since she was only 17)

Last night, PP and I went to an actual club favoured by the Asian scene. My husband has never been before and I have not been fo almost 10 years now!! Our friend had the hilarious idea to go back to a spot similar to our old haunt...Jet club? Ring a bell for any of you?? Lol

It was hilarious because while some things are different (girls texting at the bar individualistically) - most things are scarily similar.

You have...
The AB's (Asian B+tches)
The WGWYF guys - white guys with yellow fever.
The yangstas - yellow ganstas. We actually saw a guy wear sunglasses inside and another guy who braided his hair like sean paul.
The DD's - dark and dirties
The sluts (sorry no abbreviation for this)
The OPRYG's - old perverts trolling for younger girlfriends or whatever.
The TOFTS crew. This was us. We were definitely TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT.

So while it was a fun idea for a laugh...not to be repeated anytime soon!